Description
xCozy humor meets everyday comfort
Meet the Kituzol Nap Blanket, a soft, durable throw designed for moments when warmth meets a wink. The centerpiece is the witty phrase I'm Not Sleeping, I'm Just Resting My Eyes, printed across the fabric for a lighthearted nod to quiet moments at home.
Two sizes for versatile lounging
Choose the 50" x 60" throw for solo lounging with a book or a quick nap. For movie nights or couch-sharing, the 60" x 80" full-size blanket offers generous coverage and a sense of shared coziness.
- 50" x 60" throw: compact and easy to tuck around you
- 60" x 80" blanket: roomy enough for two during films or chats
Thoughtful gift ideas
Humor and comfort blend in this versatile blanket. It makes a delightful surprise for dads, grandpas, husbands, and brothers who appreciate a playful touch in daily life. Whether it's a birthday, Father's Day, Christmas, or retirement, this cozy throw can brighten a moment without saying more than the fabric itself.
- Great for Dad, Stepdad, Brother, Husband, or Grandpa
- A lighthearted present for birthdays or holidays
Durable design and simple care
The print resists fading after multiple washes, and the fabric remains soft to the touch. It’s designed for daily use, with a care routine that’s simple: machine wash cold and tumble dry low. The result is a lasting keepsake that keeps its feel and color.
What you gain with Kituzol
From the moment you unwrap the blanket, you’ll notice the warmth and crisp print. Real-life uses range from quiet couch naps between tasks to cozy movie nights and family downtime. The blend of humor and comfort helps create a relaxed atmosphere where small moments feel brighter.
Notes on not making medical claims
This description focuses on comfort, humor, and everyday use. It does not promise health outcomes or guaranteed results, but highlights how the blanket fits into a routine that values rest and warmth.
FAQ
Q: What sizes are available for this blanket?
A: Available in 50x60 and 60x80 options for personal coziness or shared moments.
Q: How do I care for the blanket?
A: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low to maintain color and softness.
Shipping & Return
xReturns Policy
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.
Shipping
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.
Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
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